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Download E-books The Coming of Bill (Collector's Wodehouse) PDF

By P.G. Wodehouse

The closest Wodehouse ever got here to a major tale, the arriving of invoice is an engaging mix of social remark and lightweight comedy. It matters the offspring of Ruth, a spoilt heiress, and Kirk, an impecunious artist of ideal body, introduced jointly by way of Ruth’s aunt, a believer in eugenics. The younger couple are finally profitable in retrieving their baby and their marriage from the effect of overbearing Mrs Poter, yet merely after a sequence of comedian mishaps in a booklet which contains a galaxy of classic Wodehouse characters, together with the bossy aunt, a tetchy millionaire, a good-natured ex-boxer and an orotund English butler.

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Download E-books The Adventures of Ook and Gluk, Kung-Fu Cavemen From the Future (Captain Underpants) PDF

By Dav Pilkey

Tra-la-laaa! The wait is over! Dav Pilkey--ahem--we suggest, George and Harold, the authors of great DIAPER child, are again with their moment epic novel! Now with super-cool foil covers! glossy! Fun!

Meet Ook and Gluk, the celebs of this sensationally foolish photo novel from the creators of Captain Underpants! it really is 500,001 BC, and Ook and Gluk's native land of Caveland, Ohio, is lower than assault through an evil company from the long run. while Ook, Gluk, and their little dinosaur good friend Lily are pulled via a time portal to 2222, they find a destiny global that is much more devastated than their very own. fortunately, they discover a good friend in grasp Wong, a martial arts teacher who trains them within the methods of kung fu. Now all they need to do is shuttle again in time 502,223 years and shop the day!

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Download E-books The Areas of My Expertise PDF

By John Hodgman

Sizzling at the heels of the number one bestsellers The Onion's Our Dumb Century and Jon Stewart's America comes The parts of My Expertise, the bright and uproarious #15 bestseller (i.e., a runaway phenomenon in its personal right-no, heavily) - a lavish compendium of convenient reference tables, interesting minutiae, and sage knowledge - it all thoroughly unresearched, thoroughly undocumented and (presumably) thoroughly unfaithful, fabricated through the illuminating, prodigious mind's eye of John Hodgman, certifiable genius.

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Download E-books Unusual Creatures: A Mostly Accurate Account of Some of Earth's Strangest Animals PDF

By Michael Hearst

With humor and aptitude, Michael Hearst introduces the reader to a wealth of notable life-forms. Which animal are available on the best of Mount Everest, 10,000 toes lower than the ocean, and on your yard? Which animal poops cubes? Which animal can conceal itself as a huge crab? those interesting evidence and enormous quantities extra wait for curious minds, beginner zoologists, and someone who has ever laughed at a funny-looking animal.

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Download E-books Uncle John's Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader PDF

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

Happy birthday, Uncle John! This twentieth anniversary version proves that a few issues do recuperate with age. for the reason that 1987, the lavatory Readers’ Institute has led the move to face up if you happen to take a seat and browse within the toilet (and in all places else for that matter). Uncle John’s successful twentieth toilet Reader is packed with six hundred pages of all-new articles (as ordinary, divided by way of size on your sitting convenience). In what different unmarried publication may well you discover this type of energetic mixture of marvelous trivialities, unusual proceedings, dumb crooks, origins of daily issues, forgotten background, quirky quotations, and wacky wordplay? Uncle John principles the area of data and humor, so prepare to be completely entertained as you learn about:

The terrific (edible) background of bread
The mystery congressional bomb shelter
Farts within the news
The historical past of the aloha shirt
The genuine Zorro
The worst urban in America
How your style buds work
It’s the Peanuts tale, Charlie Brown
And a lot, a lot more!

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Download E-books Something New PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

The radical introduces Lord Emsworth of Blandings fort, whose domestic and family members reappear in lots of of Wodehouse's later brief tales and novels; in a brand new preface additional to anything New in 1969, Wodehouse dubbed this sequence of news "the Blandings fortress Saga".

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Download E-books The Pickwick Papers (Penguin Classics) PDF

By Charles Dickens

'One of my life's maximum tragedies is to have already learn Pickwick Papers - i cannot return and browse it for the 1st time' Fernando Pessoa

Few first novels have created as a lot well known pleasure as The Pickwick Papers - a comic book masterpiece that catapulted its twenty-four-year-old writer to fast popularity. Readers have been captivated by means of the adventures of the poet Snodgrass, the sweetheart Tupman, the sportsman Winkle and, chiefly, by way of that quintessentially English Quixote, Mr Pickwick, and his cockney Sancho Panza, Sam Weller. From the hallowed turf of Dingley Dell Cricket membership to the unholy fracas of the Eatanswill election, through the Fleet borrowers' legal, characters and incidents spring to existence from Dickens's pen, to shape an enduringly renowned paintings of ebullient humour and literary invention. This variation is predicated at the first quantity version of 1837, and comprises the unique illustrations. In his creation, Mark Wormald discusses the genesis of The Pickwick Papers and the emergence of its principal characters.

For greater than seventy years, Penguin has been the prime writer of vintage literature within the English-speaking global. With greater than 1,700 titles, Penguin Classics represents a world bookshelf of the easiest works all through historical past and throughout genres and disciplines. Readers belief the series to supply authoritative texts stronger by way of introductions and notes by way of unusual students and modern authors, in addition to up-to-date translations through award-winning translators.

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Download E-books Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said: Wit and Wisdom from America's Finest PDF

By Dan Caddy

The reliable tie-in booklet to the wildly well known fb web page, that includes brand-new loopy, off-the-wall, outrageously humorous, and downright "awesome" pearls of knowledge from real-life drill sergeants and teachers from all branches of the military.

Sweat dries. Blood clots. Bones heal. Suck it up, buttercup.

After his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy begun swapping nice drill sergeant tales through email with different wrestle veterans-an alternate with pals that will develop into the committed fb web page, "Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said." yet what all started as a comedic outlet has developed right into a powerful on-line neighborhood and aid community that conducts fundraisers for and donates to army charities, has helped veterans being affected by PTSD and different matters, and on a number of events, actually stored lives.

Now, Caddy stocks extra nice DS stories-most by no means earlier than seen-in this funny assortment. frequently profane, occasionally profound, but continually exciting, those rants from actual existence infantrymen are interspersed with vigorous sidebars, most sensible 10 lists, tales from lovers, one-liners, and more.

For someone who has suffered a hard-ass supervisor (in uniform or not), Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said will upload a far wanted dose of humor to the day.

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